一些好笑的英文短句如下：
1. Two heads are better than one. 三個臭皮匠頂個諸葛亮。
2. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. 關鍵不是狗打架的大小，而是狗打架的激情。
3. The tongue is boneless, but it breaks bones. 舌無骨卻能折斷骨。
4. The eyes are saying, the ears listen, but the mind understands. 眼睛在看，耳朵在聽，但大腦在理解。
5. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. （生活就像一盒朱古力，你永遠不知道你會吃到什麼。）
6. When it rains, it pours. （不鳴則已，一鳴驚人。）
7. Keep your friends and keep your dog. （朋友猶在，愛寵何罪。）
8. Time flies, even when you're stuck in traffic. （時間過得真快，即使你被堵在路上。)
希望這些英文短句能夠給你帶來快樂！