以下是一些好笑的鬼故事英文：
1. "Why can't I see the ghost?": "It's because you're too scared to look!".
2. "The Ghost Who Couldn't Stop Laughing": "A man saw a ghost in his house and tried to scare it away, but the ghost just couldn't stop laughing. Finally, he asked the ghost why it was laughing and the ghost replied, 'I'm laughing because you can't see me!'.
3. "The Ghost Who Wouldn't Leave": "A woman found a ghost in her house and tried to chase it away, but it just wouldn't leave. She tried everything, but the ghost just sat on her bed and smiled at her. Finally, she asked the ghost why it wouldn't leave and it replied, 'Because I'm a ghost! You can't chase me away!'.
請注意，這些故事可能讓人感到害怕或不安，請在適當的情況下閱讀。