以下是一些常見的網路名言的英文版本：
1. "The internet is like a mirror, you can't judge a person until you see how they react online." (網路就像一面鏡子，你看到他們線上的反應才能判斷一個人)
2. "The best way to spread misinformation is with Facebook status updates." (散布謠言最好的方式就是通過Facebook狀態更新)
3. "Fake it till you make it." (假裝直到你成功)
4. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." (不要把愚蠢的行為解釋為惡意行為)
5. "Stick or strand, it's all relative." (貼或甩，都是相對的)
6. "You can't have a friend on the internet." (你無法在網上交朋友)
7. "What would you do if you were me?" - This is often used in response to a situation where someone else is asking for advice. (如果你是我你會怎么辦？）
以上只是一部分網路名言，還有很多其他的名言也經常在網路上被使用，具體翻譯可能會因語境和個人理解而有所不同。