以下是一些英文幽默名言：
1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." - Colonel Sanders
2. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It's the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
3. "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." - Dr. Seuss
4. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
5. "Failure is the condiment for success. Without it, success would be tasteless." -Unknown
6. "People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. Don't burn that bridge just yet." - Unknown
7. "When you fall down, get up laughing. That's what happens when you sit on spaghetti." - Unknown
這些名言充滿了幽默和智慧，希望能為您的生活帶來一些樂趣和啟發。