以下是一些英文搞笑名言：
1. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
2. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." - Old saying
3. "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." - Dalai Lama
4. "The dictionary, in case of emergency, goes in the back pocket." - Unknown
5. "The reason I'm always late is because I have an intensity disorder." - Unknown
6. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
7. "I never use the word 'can't' unless it's in the dictionary." - Babe Ruth
8. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." - Unknown (except originally in Spanish)
9. "Life is like a video game, you better start grinding or else you'll be stuck with a controller." - Unknown
希望這些名言能夠帶給你一些歡笑！