以下是一些英文諷刺名言：
1. "You're a walking advertisement for the dangers of drinking and driving."
2. "You're so smart, you should go into marketing."
3. "I don't want to be friends with someone who thinks this is a good idea."
4. "I don't even know where to begin with this."
5. "You're like a walking cliché."
6. "You have a lot more nerve than I do."
7. "You're so charming, you could charm a rock."
8. "I'm sorry, but I can't take this any longer - your optimism is wearing thin."
9. "I feel sorry for you, you're like a walking cartoon of cluelessness."
10. "I can't believe I used to consider you a friend."
請注意，諷刺通常被用於表達批評或不滿，所以使用時要謹慎，確保不會傷害到別人的感情。