以下是一些幽默的英語名言：
1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." - Ronald Reagan
2. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
3. "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see." - Albert Einstein
4. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
5. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
6. "The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work." - Donald Miller
7. "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." - Dr. Seuss
8. "Life is like a box of dirt, you never know what you're gonna find."
希望這些名言能夠給您帶來一些幽默感！