1、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。
2、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won『t make you cry.
沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這麼做的人不會讓你哭泣。
3、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can『t have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫過於，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。
4、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
5、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
對於世界而言，你是一個人；但是對於某個人，你是他的整個世界。
6、Don『t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn『t willing to waste their time on you.
不要為那些不願在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間。
7、Just because someone doesn『t love you the way you want them to, doesn『t mean they don『t love you with all they have.
愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那並不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
8、Don『t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
9、Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終於遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
10、Don『t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經擁有。
11、Money is not everything. There『s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
12、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
13、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
14、Love the neighbor. But don『t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
16、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
17、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
18、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯繫）。
19、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。
20、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
21、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
22、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
23、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
24、"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
"努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
25、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。
26、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，()幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
27、When two『s company, three『s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
28、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
29、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著？